ITEM HAS VINEGAR SMELL
We print items on demand so the products you receive from us are hot off the press! For this reason, you might notice that a new shirt or hoodie has a vinegar-like smell or an off-white residue. That’s normal and it’s from a fixation agent applied during the printing process. This fixation agent is used for direct-to-garment printing and helps the ink bond with the fabric; without it, the ink could flake off the garment. Neither the residue nor the smell are permanent and both should go away after one wash.
JOKES TO ENTERTAIN YOU
We do not reside in Bikini Bottom anymore. We decided it was just too expensive to run our operations under the ocean. It was also too hard to cook eggs there, you know, because they would float off and everything. Oh, and Plankton kept calling us insolent fools, so there was that too. Therefore, we sadly had to move our operations back to land. No, we're just kidding. It was actually Mr. Krabs who got us to move, because our factory blocked his access to Sandy's "Make Money Out of Thin Air" machine. Hey, you can't always have what you want, Mr. Krabs!
MORE JOKES? OKAY FINE!
Look, it wasn't our fault that Mr. Krabs wanted us to move so he could use Sandy's MMOOTA machine. So no, we don't live there anymore, and, if you try to send us mail there, we will not receive it. Also, it will get wet and be hard to read and everything, so there is that too. Oh, could you please tell Plankton's computer wife Karen to stop spying on us? We don't have the secret formula! Yes, we know what you're thinking! Mr. Krabs did not store it in the tree dome, it was next to the coffee maker! Nice try, Plankton. Better luck next time, you silly one-eyed amoeba-like organism thingy that whales eat for lunch. Oh, burn.
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